1. What did the cheese say to the mirror?
Hallloouuuu-mi!
2. Which hotel do mice stay in on holiday?
The Stilton
3. What's a cheese salesman's favourite line?
That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta
4. What do you call a cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
5. What's a pirates favourite cheese?
Chedd-ARRRRRRR!
6. What is a lions favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
7. What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of it's hiding place?
Cam-on-beart!
8. What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?
Masc-ar-pony!
9. Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone?
Because the Roquefort back
10. What's a cheese's favourite music?
R'n'brie
11. What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?
Moats-arella
12. How do you handle dangerous cheese?
Caerphilly
13. What's Jay-z's favourite cheese?
Brie-oncé
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